Title: Eyesex and Snuggling
Author: Nemesis (Nems) -- well, of the MST, anyway.
Pairing: FIC: House/Wilson. MST: House/Wilson.
Rating: FIC: Um, PG, I guess. MST: R
Warnings: It's an MST, so BAD!FIC. Just not MY bad!fic
Disclaimer: Okay. *munches some popcorn*. I'm watching the credits now... Wouldja look at that! They don't say "Nemesis" anywhere ( Read more... )

Title: A Piece of Wood
Author: Nemesis (Nems)
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Well, it's sex in a public bathroom.
Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 016. House/Wilson -- arguing in a public toilet about who might be bigger... (*waves ruler*). Except there's no ruler.
Disclaimer: Oh, come on. Does anyone actually bother reading this? ( Read more... )